Yikes! Social Media Can’t Stop Cracking Jokes About Kristi Noem’s Husband After Cross-Dressing Report (VIDEO)
Written by 96motero on April 2, 2026
Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem asked for “privacy and prayers” this week. Instead, the internet has been making wild jokes about her husband, Bryon Noem, following reports of him allegedly cross-dressing and sending money to fetish models. From parody videos to tweets calling out Noem’s “glass house,” social media users are on day three of cookin’ Bryon, Kristi, and their marriage.
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Kristi Noem’s Husband Did WHAT???
On Tuesday (March 31), The Daily Mail released its bombshell findings regarding an investigation into Bryon Noem’s “double life.” Their exclusive report alleged that Bryon was active in online fetish communities, specifically the “bimbofication scene.” He allegedly sent messages and money, at least $25,000, to sex workers who had that real-life doll look from surgical enhancements. In some messages, Bryon Noem allegedly shared his love for “huge, huge ridiculous boobs.” DM even secured photos that reportedly show Bryon posing in pink pants with fake breasts made from inflated balloons.
JUST IN:
Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband exposed as a cross-dresser, Daily Mail reports. pic.twitter.com/zFINxTPuYW
— Remarks (@remarks) March 31, 2026
Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband exposed as a cross-dresser, Daily Mail reports. Former Homeland Security Secretary Addresses Cross-Dressing Report
Keep in mind, The Daily Mail released their report amid the end of Kristi Noem’s time with Homeland Security. President Donald Trump fired Noem in early March via social media amid bipartisan criticism and questioning of her leadership, per the Associated Press. Her last day as Homeland Security Secretary was on March 31. Yup, that’s the same day DM published its findings about Bryon.
Rather than go out on a high note, Kristi Noem took time on Tuesday to address the report about her husband. Her representatives gave a statement to the New York Post.
“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at this time,” the statement reportedly said.
Social Media Is Going IN With Jokes About Bryon Noem
More than 48 hours after the report went live, users on X, formerly Twitter, have not let up. While Krisit has already broken her silence with the privacy request statement, Bryon Noem hasn’t said a word…at least on to this side of the internet!
Still, social media users aren’t missing the chance to signal the irony. Tweets with either Bryon’s name or “Kristi Noem husband” in the caption are going viral. Then, there’s the videos of women bouncing their breasts. There’s references to Kristi Noem’s past comments about the LGBTQ community, immigrants and her infamous story about shooting her dogs.
Nobody:
Kristi Noem’s husband: pic.twitter.com/cOLEFaaMex
— frankie gabagool
(@beantownthot) Kristi Noem’s husband when he hears the door open pic.twitter.com/MfEoRXuErg
— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) March 31, 2026
Kristi Noem’s husband while she’s out attacking drag queens pic.twitter.com/9fwXOjgVxc
— Nick |
kristi noem’s husband while she’s outside shooting dogs pic.twitter.com/ikxbBUFYAE
— Guilty as Slade?
(@Jesse_bslade) Nobody:
Kristi Noem’s husband: pic.twitter.com/VubKvoWSxd
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) April 1, 2026
Nobody:
Kristi Noem husband: pic.twitter.com/jzDkkQc3s8
— shenellica bettencourt (@_Cordelra_) April 1, 2026
Kristi Noem at a podium trying to frame citizens as terrorists
Her husband at home: pic.twitter.com/mtLdMv9b7G
— uninspired beige (@TallForNxthing) March 31, 2026
Kristi Noem’s Husband https://t.co/9cnZWn6LP8
— Katie (@KayTeeeOh) March 31, 2026
me to bryan noem pic.twitter.com/0ywbDfGQ46
— Christian Snow (@cgraysnow) April 1, 2026
Byron Noem in the house while Kristi was outside shooting dogs pic.twitter.com/3xfFyq7Lny
— act iii Updates (@B7Album) March 31, 2026
Kristi Noem: *oversees illegal disappearance of POC and murder of Americans*
Kristi Noem’s Husband: pic.twitter.com/hUnBa3jY3V
— Sidney (as in Prescott) (@TheSidJoShow) March 31, 2026
Kristi Noem and her husband
— Gizmo Memes (@GizmoMemes) March 31, 2026
kristi noem’s husband in the fitting room pic.twitter.com/pwgdDq7bEN
— jake
(@jakehasaproblem) Is this why Kristi Noem shot her dog execution style in the backyard? Because they knew too much!?! pic.twitter.com/HyuRtUH6xi
— Nico The Lowly Tarnished (@Nicosaesthetic) March 31, 2026
I’m in actual tears!!!
— Goddess L. (@GoddessL_) April 1, 2026
kristi noem’s dog to her husband before she took him out back with the rifle pic.twitter.com/E3kZwK38tx
— noah, like the ark (@sentient_dorito) March 31, 2026
kristi noem’s husband next time they go to their favorite Mexican restaurant. pic.twitter.com/QwXfglnyTv
— colibri (@senorcolibri) March 31, 2026
south park writers hearing the news about kristi noem’s husband pic.twitter.com/mK38CLgH5d
— aj (@trafficparadise) April 1, 2026
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